#235 + (0) -
5/27/2010 0:34

Simon: "Vote for Dennis Hayashi!" Dex, filling out Simon's voting ballot: "Too late Simon, you're voting for Domukun." Simon: "Gah! My pernament record as a republican!"

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1/25/2012 17:52

09:50 <@^_^> man over the past few months, my fb has undergone this huge shift
09:50 < milkibot> http://tinyurl.com/7eugujw
09:50 <@^_^> so many ppl i knew from highschools that used to suck obama's nuts
09:50 <@^_^> after graduating and working
09:50 <@^_^> are moving over to ron paul
09:50 <@^_^> it's pretty hilarious
09:50 <@^_^> it's like the new fad
09:50 <@^_^> old man lovin'

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5/27/2010 0:34

"The errors we're seeing are errors that we've never, ever, ever seen before. We tried Googling them and nothing even came up. So, we just hope those computers are messed up." - crh, 1.5 hours before be secure final master is due

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#259 + (0) -
5/27/2010 0:34

"I do things right the first time. Except it didn't work, so I did it right another time. But that didn't work either, so I did it right a third time." -jeffy

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14:14:38 03/04/2021

kristine: I always wanted to look like a burrito

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#335 + (0) -
8/30/2010 18:49

10:02 < mbdriscoll> ooh we're learning how to 'program' in my env sci class
10:03 < mbdriscoll> ...in excel qqq

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5/27/2010 0:34

dchen, "You've been in rescomp 4 years?" stephanie, "no, 3." dchen. "You're only two years older? Why are you so much more mature than me?" (This is funny because Stephanie looks 16).

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4/1/2010 19:05

12:05 < milki> omg omg
12:05 < milki> scantily clad women on a big screen

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#449 + (0) -
53:47.6

13:52 < keenanp> I really enjoyed driving the Outback when I test drove one, but my wife kept on calling me a lesbian for wanting to buy one

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#15 + (0) -
2/7/2010 6:21

LAFFO!!!

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