17:56 <%dchen> i'll try to have 2.1 kids
17:56 <@kristine> What are you going to do with the .1?!
17:56 <%dchen> i dunno
17:56 <%dchen> love it 1/10 as much as the other ones I guess

13:00 -!- keenanp [~keenanp@irc.Housing.Berkeley.EDU] has joined #i-would-#fire-you-if-i-were-your-boss
13:00 < keenanp> it won't let me change topics. :(
13:00 -!- mode/#i-would-#fire-you-if-i-were-your-boss [+o keenanp] by paulina
13:01 -!- keenanp changed the topic of #i-would-#fire-you-if-i-were-your-boss to: "#paulina #is #hashtag #fired"
13:01 -!- paulina was kicked from #i-would-#fire-you-if-i-were-your-boss by keenanp []

Minh talking on the phone and typing in terminal.... "The conclusion is... it's broke!" -- Minh

"I have a headache." "There's some ibuprofen in the break room." "No, that's ok. I can tank it." -- Minh Tran

"If it's anything any sysadmin can do, bug ccowart." -runes

On vim tutor: "Just do it before you go to bed." -yontege

13:43 < ^_^> it's not that bad
13:43 < ^_^> it's like someone throwing a marble at you
13:45 <@dm> at 300fps
13:46 <@dm> think slingshot when you imagine "throwing"
13:47 < pipe> 300FRAMESPERSECOND?
13:47 < pipe> THATS SO GOOD
13:47 < pipe> SOOOO GOOOOOD

13:25 < dchen> "I joined rescomp to meet girls, but all I got was ccowart"

11:03 * keenanp wants to eat at King Dong
11:03 < dm> ...

"Ian, don't you think that if dchen or Dexter were a girl, they should hook up? It'd be really cute, I really think so." (5 minutes later) "DON'T YOU THINK SO!??" - Lilly