"milki, can you poke Gerard? ...not on IRC." -Krithika

Dexli: "And UVA doesn't have CalConnects." Parms: "Yeah, they don't have CalConnects; they just have problems."

"Look at how happy she is!" -dex, referring to an NSA career profile picture. "Look at how many monitors she has!" -milki

09:20 <@keenanp> Ugh, Mondays.
09:20 <@keenanp> Ohwait, it's Tuesday.
09:20 <@kristine> Lol

"You know the general rule: The better it tastes, the shorter you live" -dex "Well, in that case, I should live forever." -mattea, on DC food

10:26 < gms> sometimes effort isn't worth it to maintain your principles

12:17 < ccowart> vinod: it wasn't a math joke, it was a everyone jokes dexter won't live long joke
12:17 < vinod> well, i guess 15% then.
12:17 < milki> ccowart: thats what they say
12:17 < milki> o wait..thats not my hair

10:54 <@^_^> omg so last night i had this dream that i was on a plane
10:54 <@^_^> that got shot down by nazi's
10:54 <@^_^> and then everyone was getting chased by the nazis
10:55 <@^_^> crash landed in somewhere in germany
10:55 <@^_^> so i tried to pretend to be japanese so at least they'd be like
"well, he's on the same side as us"
10:55 <@^_^> and when they asked me for my name, the first japanese name i came
up with was kiyoshi matsui
10:57 * dm will call mu brad matsui from now on

11:54 < vinod> MagicBall: (grep {$iphone_controller_beer_cannon eq $_} @smart_ideas) ? 'yes' : 'no' #?
11:54 < MagicBall> vinod: Yes
11:54 < vinod> WHOA
11:54 < vinod> :D
11:55 < vinod> that was awesome.

"Do you even know who Elton John is?" -eeeady "Yeah, sure. He was in the Lion King right?"-Liuhoting