12:33 <%dchen> ^_^ are you comparing yourself to tiger woods
12:33 <@^_^> clearly not cuz tiger woods is black
12:33 <@^_^> therefore is very well endowed
12:34 * ^_^ cannot compete with such hereditary properties
12:34 <@^_^> darn my asian genes
12:34 <%dchen> are you saying you have a small penis
12:34 <@^_^> no
12:35 <@^_^> i just saying i'm not hung like a horse
12:35 <@^_^> like i imagine tiger woods would be
12:35 <@kristine> ...

LAFFO!!!

15:15 * dm posts dchen to 4chan
15:15 <@keenanp> 4chen?

"Look at how happy she is!" -dex, referring to an NSA career profile picture. "Look at how many monitors she has!" -milki

16:28 < dm> I keep telling people that their answer is a sugardaddy
16:28 <@calvin> remember you're not paying for services
16:28 <@calvin> you're paying the person to leave

18:10:22 <+justjake> why should I trust you
18:10:28 <@vinod> i'm vinod
18:10:31 <+justjake> you make shanks
18:10:36 <@vinod> no one knows that.
18:10:39 <@vinod> >..
18:10:40 <@vinod> <.<
18:10:40 <@vinod> >.>
18:10:45 <@vinod> you can trust me with all your data ^^
18:10:54 * vinod security knowledge yes yes good

08:43 caret_caret well good news is that the red line is fainter, if that means anything
08:45 dm so you're less pregnant?
08:48 caret_caret guess so

"Once you go Keenan, you never go back" -Keenanp on his lesbian ex-girlfriend

"Facebook is the asian ghetto [of the internet]...." - dchen

"Too close for missles, switching to guns!"