"You know what I'm running on sal? DROP DATABASE rescomp;" -yontege

"Everyone has been granted pages... up to Jesus." Simon Tan COUGAR Tag #1640

11:12 <@kristine> perry: My friend's dog is a horrible dog
11:12 <@kristine> When he gets excited (i.e. whenever he sees a human he
doesn't live with)
11:12 <@kristine> He'll start peeing uncontrollably for a bit
11:12 <@perry> >_<, yeah, i'm glad he doesn't do that
11:12 < gms> kristine: so like an old person

10:40 <@milki> gaah
10:40 <@milki> i all over my shirt again -.-
10:40 < gms> :o
10:40 <@milki> but it feels nice
10:40 <@milki> so its ok
10:40 < gms> >.>

It's like rock/scissors/paper...only the paper beat the scissors. -melcher, on the paper shredder jamming

Minh: "My lymph node! I might die!" Rune: "I _guarantee_ you will die."

21:50 < kevin> the future is javascript and actionscript!
21:51 < milki> i spilled all over my desk
21:51 < efung> crying over spilled milk???
21:51 < efung> COME ON

17:41 <@^_^> whats the article?
17:41 < infact> the article is about her first lesbian encounter
17:42 <@^_^> ......
17:42 < jsamwang> WAT
17:42 <@gms> WHAT

"You know, this trigger has been giving us nothing but trouble..." Ian, on the Trouble with Triggers

Jesse> "Kristina, you spell that with a 'K' right?" Kristina> "Yes." Jesse> "Was that your decision or your parents'?" Kristina> "My parents. They wanted to name me after the german girl next door."