"I'm a unicorn!" -liuhoting

"milki, can you poke Gerard? ...not on IRC." -Krithika

13:43 < ^_^> it's not that bad
13:43 < ^_^> it's like someone throwing a marble at you
13:45 <@dm> at 300fps
13:46 <@dm> think slingshot when you imagine "throwing"
13:47 < pipe> 300FRAMESPERSECOND?
13:47 < pipe> THATS SO GOOD
13:47 < pipe> SOOOO GOOOOOD

"The people you don't see here have been dealt with." -Anna, on people missing in the December Student Supervisors Monthly Meeting

21:55 < npc> This quip will have many upvotes.

< anna> bcollins: that is extremely shockingly big
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Cowart: "How was the retreat?" Jeremy: "The food was good."

09:21 < kristine> Did you rub yourself all over it
09:22 < achang> Not ALL of myself
09:25 < kristine> You have disappointed your ancestors

"...wait... operations coordinator Anna? She's our age? I thought she was like 30!" -Rescomp alum

eeeady: Dex, big girls don't cry / Dex: does that mean I'm a girl? / milki: no, at least you're not big