15:04 < dm> victor: I don't care about voting, I wanna post a quip

It works!

It's like rock/scissors/paper...only the paper beat the scissors. -melcher, on the paper shredder jamming

11:22 < milki> why do data servers have so much ceiling room?
11:23 < gms> heat rises
11:24 < gms> you don't want it to collect to close to the servers
11:25 < keenanp> They need to make room for the clouds
11:25 < gms> lol

20:42 < vinod> i'm tired of eating this apple..
20:42 < vinod> it's getting kind of annoying actually.
20:42 < vinod> but if i don't eat it, i'll have to eat a fruit tmrw, and i don't know if i
can do that. hm.
20:42 < calvin> whatever milki, just blend it or something
20:42 < calvin> drink a smoothie
20:43 < vinod> calvin: talking to me?
20:43 < calvin> yeah
20:43 < vinod> it's 'vinod' bitch. -_-
20:43 < vinod> XD
20:43 < gms> LOL
20:43 < calvin> LOL
20:43 < calvin> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
20:43 * calvin adds that to the quips file

"If it's anything any sysadmin can do, bug ccowart." -runes

achang [09:15] i could use more fart jokes today

"These script kiddies think they're so cool, but they're only 13 and that's not gonna change" -- rohit on DDOS attacks

"I've heard of the mystical/epic beast - this Rohit" - Minh Tran

"it's like we work in a forgotten basement of some library in kansas" -- anna, referring to the state of office clients