"we're not getting rid of some toys. there are some toys you just can't get rid of. *GASP* THE LIGHT BRIGHT?!" - keenanp, in reference to the throwing away of toys

"You find it in movies!" -milki, on love

jeffie: "Ah man, I sat on my banana. No wonder my back was so wet..."

"They're shiny!" -milki referring to Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama after third presidential debate

"Is there an actual quote here that *doesn't* involve programmers?" -- taiche

18:52 < victor> damn how does google know mbp = macbook pro
18:52 < victor> so leet
18:52 < ^_^> as opposed to
18:56 < calvin> macbookpenis
18:56 < calvin> lolol dammit wrong channel

"The Hero has returned." -- Dexter Liu

12:51 +chevans: no
12:52 +chevans: just no
12:52 @richardhsu: no
12:52 +chevans: why?
12:54 @richardhsu: sure.
12:55 +chevans: k.
12:55 @richardhsu: fine.
12:55 +chevans: alright.
12:55 @richardhsu: good.
12:56 +chevans: Righteous.
12:57 @jimmyngo: Great.
12:58 +chevans: Fantastic.
12:58 @richardhsu: Settled.
12:58 +chevans: Never.
12:58 @richardhsu: Done.
12:58 +chevans: Sad.
12:58 @richardhsu: Fin.
12:58 +chevans: End.
12:59 @richardhsu: .
12:59 +chevans: FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

15:57 < kristine> Wait wtf when did the topic change
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic for #general: 14:52 * kristine cowpoops
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic set by ChanServ [services@caffeinatedcode.com] [Tue Sep 23 14:52:41 2014]
15:57 < tmmecke> a little over an hour ago
15:57 < kristine> Dammit chanserv
15:57 < willchen> tmmecke: Tue Sep 23
15:58 < tmmecke> woops
15:58 < tmmecke> a little over 25 hours ago*
16:00 < kristine> Feels like I'm often the topic of this channel
16:00 < kristine> Am I the new ^_^
16:01 < willchen> infact: kristine is also NSFW
16:02 < perry> willchen: maybe it's time ^_^ pass on the nsfw award
16:03 < willchen> What an honour
16:03 < kristine> D:
[...]
16:12 -!- ChanServ changed the topic of #general to: 16:00 < kristine> Am I the new ^_^
16:13 < willchen> Lol
16:13 < kristine> Noooooooooooooo
16:14 < gms> ahahaha

19:59 <vinod> are you two hanging out a lot or something. wtf
19:59 <vinod> yeah bring your japanese friend so i can kick him
19:59 <vinod> kick him into the bay
19:59 <vinod> in the direction of japan
19:59 <vinod> XD
20:01 <vinod> isn't he still trying to pick you up in the most direct way possible :|
20:01 <vinod> short of yelling 'WOMAN!' and carrying you home in a sack.
20:01 <vinod> LOLOLOL
20:01 * vinod lols