14:46 < milki> its like someone just all overed my salad
14:49 < milki> i do that sometimes to though
14:49 < milki> some people like it like that i guess

"Don't ask me for logical thinking right now." - anna

18:52 < victor> damn how does google know mbp = macbook pro
18:52 < victor> so leet
18:52 < ^_^> as opposed to
18:56 < calvin> macbookpenis
18:56 < calvin> lolol dammit wrong channel

melcher: "When I was eating doughnuts, I was too health conscious to drink coffee. Now that I'm drinking coffee, I'm too health conscious to eat doughnuts."

'As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point your way.' ~ A "fortune cookie" from King Dong's

03:08 <+meastham> bahaha
03:08 <+meastham> sober enough to unlock my ssh key

16:03 < kevin> im naming any kids i have hilber

15:17 <@victor> infact: DP?
15:17 < infact> DP is kinda gross cuz my balls would be rubbing up against some other dude's balls
15:17 <@victor> wow

"You just ate my chicken, you bastard." Perry to mht

"All these UVA people are weird." --wei, on UVA RCC blurbs