dsmith: "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I was reading mathematics."

13:11 < perry> random, but c-unit is really a horrible name for a proj
13:11 < perry> was looking at a ticket, and first time i saw it
13:12 < perry> i thought it read as "cunt" rather than c-unit

dchen 13:52 i remember around december, my android phone was like YOU HAVE TO UPDATE NOW OR ULL GET HACKED GOGOGOGOG
13:52 and i don't remember it ever doing that before

17:07 < crimsonzen> i used to do WTF
17:08 < crimsonzen> err tae kwon do
17:08 < crimsonzen> half awake here

11:06 * dm relearns driving.
11:07 <@eleung> dm: are you trying to impress the wimminz? you should do handbrake and j-turns
11:08 < dm> nah, no need to impress wimminz
11:08 < dm> just wanna be a better bmdoosh
11:08 < gms> lol
11:09 <@eleung> all you need to do is follow the car in front of you too closely, not signal when changing lanes, and drive as if you are the most important person in the world
11:09 < dm> what you mean as if.

"I thought you were... coming with me... ?" -Burban

<@stephen_tu> milki: stop failing < ccowart> stephen_tu: that's like telling an alcoholic not to drink

"Apparently there are these programmers who live high up on a mountain peak somewhere and can never be disturbed" - A U4 Resident on his account not getting fixed quickly enough

"She's a vegan. So we'll just cook some chicken for dinner." - A US

01:32 < kberlin> ugh, ethics book: "Bill Gates worked hard to develop Microsoft."
01:32 < kberlin> I really
01:32 < kberlin> REALLY
01:32 < ^_^> kberlin: HAHAHAHA