"I'm totally legit." -dex (with a total straight face at Security X-Team)

22:53 <@jeffy> FUCK
22:53 <@jeffy> i just realized
22:53 <@jeffy> i forgot to eat dinner
22:53 <@jeffy> son of a bitch

13:22 < dm> is one supposed to wear underpants with a utili-kilt?
13:22 <@calvin> dm: no
13:22 <@calvin> :)
13:23 * dm would wear underpants anyway. Aerated balls are overrated.
13:25 <@^_^> dm: no
13:26 <@^_^> no underpants
13:26 <@calvin> dm: we spoke with the manager
13:26 <@calvin> dm: he said no
13:26 < dm> not even a manthong?
13:28 <@calvin> nope
13:28 < dm> I would break this rule.
13:28 < dm> just like I would break the belt AND suspenders at the same time
rule.
13:28 < dm> if I had suspenders
13:30 <@calvin> nope
13:30 <@calvin> they will be forcibly removed
13:30 < dm> your face should be forcibly removed

"The Hero has returned." -- Dexter Liu

"Its not unheard of to be put on hold when calling tech support" -- Graham discussing 2-HELP

mu: "if anyone asks where i am, i'm getting food and i'll be there soon." zech: "no one's asked"

"I just can't seem to get it out my system! I keep procmailing it away, but it keeps coming back." ~rohit (in reference to Mailman admin spam)

"Ian, don't you think that if dchen or Dexter were a girl, they should hook up? It'd be really cute, I really think so." (5 minutes later) "DON'T YOU THINK SO!??" - Lilly

22:48 <jimmyngo> ok everything looks good time for drugs

11:12 <@kristine> perry: My friend's dog is a horrible dog
11:12 <@kristine> When he gets excited (i.e. whenever he sees a human he
doesn't live with)
11:12 <@kristine> He'll start peeing uncontrollably for a bit
11:12 <@perry> >_<, yeah, i'm glad he doesn't do that
11:12 < gms> kristine: so like an old person