16:11 < milki> ^_^: i really like the salary negotiation article you linked me
16:11 < milki> theres so much to learn about negotiation
16:11 <+tmmecke> milki: what article?
16:11 < infact> article is about her first lesbian encounter

"They're shiny!" -milki referring to Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama after third presidential debate

14:46 < milki> its like someone just all overed my salad
14:49 < milki> i do that sometimes to though
14:49 < milki> some people like it like that i guess

ccowart to dchen: "Can you say your step dad has ever shot a rat in the house with a BB gun?" lilly (shocked): "You have a step dad?"

09:49 < waf> universe has not had a dump for 24 hours

19:09 < milki> silent: are you a brit?
19:09 < silent> He's my friend broke his leg though while we are struggling on
homework.
19:10 < milki> silent: that must have been an intense homework
19:10 < silent> Milki: Needs intense bike racing photo like this you could have
been an emergency.
19:23 < milki> silent: halp
19:23 < silent> Halp me halp you.
19:23 < milki> silent: i cant halp you
19:23 < silent> Halp me.
19:23 < milki> silent: no, halp me
19:23 < silent> DexDexDex: No, halp me halp you.
19:23 < milki> silent: gaaaaaaahhh
19:23 < silent> I guess, maybe i should get a shitty one.

"we make mistakes too" - ccowart on irc about a sysadmin script

vinod: guess i get two lunches while the intern starves

"Well, they're programmers. They can do whatever they want." --US staff

11:19 <@calvin> im ready to jizz in my pants
11:19 * calvin unzips
11:20 <@calvin> oh my god my eyes