"Hey! We are socializing too" - milki "No, we are just swearing in unison" - kiyoshi during a late night session of CS164 coding

"Apparently there are these programmers who live high up on a mountain peak somewhere and can never be disturbed" - A U4 Resident on his account not getting fixed quickly enough

[14:08] dm: ssh dmojado@hal.rescomp.berkeley.edu
[14:08] dm: HkBxRB$uCgqGHv@TSctS$c7J
[14:08] dm: dammit.

Kit: "Are you leaving, Chris?" crh: "Yeah..." Kit: "Cool!"

Their toilet paper was also single ply when it should have at least been 3 ply for 3 michelin stars. -achang

"I was taking minutes, and I wasn't listening..." - Anna

15:17 <@victor> infact: DP?
15:17 < infact> DP is kinda gross cuz my balls would be rubbing up against some other dude's balls
15:17 <@victor> wow

14:10 <+^_^> all i've been doing the past 5 minutes is playing with it
14:11 <+ccowart> 14:10 <+^_^> all i've been doing the past 5 minutes is playing
with it
14:11 <+ccowart> fuck context.
14:11 <+^_^> ....
14:12 -!- ccowart changed the topic of #general to: 14:10 <+^_^> all i've been
doing the past 5 minutes is playing with it
14:20 < dm> ^_^: stop playing with it. Might fall off.

23:23 < MagicBall> MagicH8Ball: Not now
23:23 < MagicH8Ball> MagicBall: Let me ask YOU something. Do you hear that? It's the sound of me not caring.

21:07 < ^_^> does anyone know any girls that need a roommate next year?
21:07 < ^_^> er, i think a qualifying question might be: does anyone know any
girls? :p
21:07 < milki> i dont!
21:07 < milki> except those few in rescomp
21:07 < milki> and the one in the living room