acarlson: "there's just too much stupid out there, not enough money"

09:49 < waf> universe has not had a dump for 24 hours

<2022.09.30> ccowart: I love licking freshly wetted pavement

"Statistically, they're already losers" --Erik, talking about Cha-bo residents in lead staff

On getting a reference letter: "I need to find someone to lie!" -lilly

12:05 < kristine> (fuck y'all)

Irving: You guys are all here!? Brad: It's a Friday, and all we want to do is work for ResComp.

"I need to introduce you to THE GORILLA" -ccowart

"ack I need a sysadmin" -jch "i need a car" -eleung "my request is more reasonable" -jch

11:19 <@kristine> Why is it so cold in SF
11:19 <@kristine> :(
11:22 <@gms> it's july
11:26 <@kristine> ...
11:26 <@kristine> That's supposed to explain things to me?
11:27 <@gms> yup