"Once you go Keenan, you never go back" -Keenanp on his lesbian ex-girlfriend

10:41 <@^_^> DP style
10:41 < jch> DP?
10:41 < infact> DP is kinda gross cuz my balls would be rubbing up against some other dude's balls
10:41 <@gms> lollll
10:41 <@^_^> LOLLLLLLLL
10:41 <@calvin> infact: ^_^
10:41 < infact> i think ^_^ is nsfw or notoriously unreliable or selling out to b-school or shady or well endowed or wantng to get DPed or getting married or a creeper or really wanting to get DPed
10:41 <@^_^> ......

achang [09:15] i could use more fart jokes today

<simon> I know it's a big event, but I don't really have a thing for the Dalai Lama

17:56 <%dchen> i'll try to have 2.1 kids
17:56 <@kristine> What are you going to do with the .1?!
17:56 <%dchen> i dunno
17:56 <%dchen> love it 1/10 as much as the other ones I guess

Meastham: "The last time you had me mess with the db, we got banned from Campus LDAP for an hour." Vinod: "It wasn't THAAAAT bad..."

12:42 < ^_^> totes delish penor with amaz flav and cray cray enorm

"Maybe I should read up on poker strats on gamefaqs.com" - Dexter Liu

"Just add the coefficient of Wenzhe"

15:03 < ^_^> that would be hilarious
15:03 < milki> is that possible?
15:04 < ^_^> i guess i'ts not different than reformating hal
15:04 < vinod> milki: do tyou have a script, that closes your windows
15:04 < milki> nothing in .irssi/config
15:04 < ^_^> i mean we all thought itw as probably impossible
15:04 < vinod> if you have too many windows
15:04 < vinod> lol
15:04 < ^_^> until ccowart did it
15:04 < vinod> milki: it seems you might have something closing your windows lol.....
15:04 < milki> AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
15:04 < vinod> because youre cleanly parting.
15:04 < vinod> lol
15:04 < milki> auto_leave.pl
15:04 < milki> >.>
15:04 < vinod> AHA
15:04 < vinod> I KNEW IT
15:04 < vinod> :D
15:04 < vinod> XD
15:04 < vinod> lolz
15:04 < milki> ok ok
15:04 < milki> my fault
15:04 < gms> lolz
15:04 < ^_^> wut?
15:04 < milki> i must have ragequitted
15:04 < ^_^> why do you have an auto_leave script?
15:05 < vinod> because
15:05 < vinod> people were
15:05 < ^_^> in perl no less
15:05 < ^_^> lol
15:05 < vinod> sajoining hm
15:05 < vinod> *him
15:05 < vinod> lol
15:05 < vinod> so if he ragequits
15:05 < vinod> even if ppl sajoin him back
15:05 < vinod> he'll quit
15:05 < vinod> lol
15:05 < ^_^> lollllllllllllllllll
15:05 < milki> ok...
15:05 < ^_^> nice
15:05 < ^_^> so milki *did* pwn himself
15:05 < milki> how do i kill the script >.>
15:05 < vinod> lolz
15:05 < gms> /script
15:05 < gms> ?
15:05 < ^_^> milki: sudo rm -rf /
15:05 < ^_^> will kill it for sure
15:05 < gms> /script unload
15:05 < gms> use /help
15:05 < gms> lol