"You know the general rule: The better it tastes, the shorter you live" -dex "Well, in that case, I should live forever." -mattea, on DC food

"Maybe we should get him a shirt or something and not a cape. So he doesn't look like a freak." --Anna about giving Dex a sendoff gift

16:18 < ccowart> #foodP!!1
16:18 < milki> no
16:19 < milki> its called #general
16:19 -!- milki was kicked from #general by ccowart [ccowart]

crh, to terrio: "my degree is worth more than yours." terrio: "we'll see about that." minh: "devin, can i live in your garage?" terrio: "i won't have a garage. i'll have a stable. with horses." minh: "ohhh, a real mustang!"

"I reached for where the insurance would be, and Be Secure CDs fell out." -kenzan, on Van being GGed

"Some ancient cultures believed that ramen brought us closer to God." -kberlin on the secret ingredient

18:52 < victor> damn how does google know mbp = macbook pro
18:52 < victor> so leet
18:52 < ^_^> as opposed to
18:56 < calvin> macbookpenis
18:56 < calvin> lolol dammit wrong channel

"Well, they're programmers. They can do whatever they want." --US staff

12:23 < kiyoshi> i think i just missed the garbage truck...
12:23 < milki> you trying to get on?

22:54 <@kristine> I ssh'd into a corgi
22:55 < milki> kinky