"They're shiny!" -milki referring to Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama after third presidential debate

Donson: "What are the flowers for?" Mu: "I pissed off my girlfriend this morning." Donson: "Ooo, someone's going to get some good stuff tonight"

"Yeah, and of course you know what comes next... sudo xargs portinstall!" --blee, on the obvious

Ian: "Seriously..." [hand gesture] "I wan't people to use the books. But not actually use them."

10:35 < milki> :|
10:35 < milki> ._.
10:35 < milki> |:
10:35 < milki> .--.
10:35 < milki> :|
10:35 < milki> DO A BARREL ROLL!

70% of all problems lie between chair and keyboard

"She's a vegan. So we'll just cook some chicken for dinner." - A US

"These script kiddies think they're so cool, but they're only 13 and that's not gonna change" -- rohit on DDOS attacks

"There are no technical people in the room. I mean, if we were using kate, we wouldn't be getting anything done." -mattr

"Hey hey hey! I'm Dexter and I'm a pretty unicorn" -liuhoting