"I've heard of the mystical/epic beast - this Rohit" - Minh Tran

mu: "if anyone asks where i am, i'm getting food and i'll be there soon." zech: "no one's asked"

I can use recaptcha now!

Mu: "Well I don't know if it's inappropriate as it is... interesting. Anything interesting to me is yeah...probably on the shady side." Anna: "So you have standards now."

"I'm a unicorn!" -liuhoting

Anne's Kitchen gives you 50 fries, which is just enough. Well, they're in home fry form, but the two are equivalent if you convert them into "potato units" ~dchen

14:04:27 < perry> wow, csco planning layoffs
14:04:33 < gms> ya
14:04:33 < victor> wewt
14:04:37 < gms> not surprising
14:04:41 < perry> Chambers said the company plans a "workforce reduction," the
scope of which will be decided over the summer.
14:04:47 < victor> geegee
14:05:04 < victor> just following nokia's lead
14:05:05 < victor> lol
14:05:05 < ^_^> perry: well good thing i dont work for cisco
14:05:07 < victor> axe all the engineers
14:05:14 < perry> lol
14:05:20 < kevin> they're probably not axing too many engineers
14:05:20 <+joshu> axe them what?
14:05:41 < calvin> axe about them
14:06:07 < dm> lol
14:06:46 < dm> axe them to not work anymore?

22:00 < kberlin> I am not a pothead

10:41 <@^_^> DP style
10:41 < jch> DP?
10:41 < infact> DP is kinda gross cuz my balls would be rubbing up against some other dude's balls
10:41 <@gms> lollll
10:41 <@^_^> LOLLLLLLLL
10:41 <@calvin> infact: ^_^
10:41 < infact> i think ^_^ is nsfw or notoriously unreliable or selling out to b-school or shady or well endowed or wantng to get DPed or getting married or a creeper or really wanting to get DPed
10:41 <@^_^> ......

kristine: I always wanted to look like a burrito