you know what i'm running on sol? rm -rf hal -- mike tauras, in the process of replacing a disk for sol

dennis: "minh, i have some good news for you." minh: "what?! AM I GETTING A CAR?" dennis: "no, no you are not."

15:08 < vinod> infact: youre unvited to my lemonparty!

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13:00 < keenanp> it won't let me change topics. :(
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"Isn't it a wonderful thing when your favorite internet radio station has been playing your favorite songs for the past 2 hours?"..."it wasnt actually playing internet radio, it was playing my playlist, AAAAARGH" -- jeremy

"I'm not weird I love steak." -jeremydw

"Do you know which fast food chain would make bank if they were near campus? Panda Express." "Aaaawww yeeeah..." - two random guys walking by the ResComp area

"I need to go to therapy.... but it's soo expensive!!!!" -milki

It's more like hitting a small nail with a big hammer, not hitting a screw with a penguin ~melcher

"625 = 250 + 3 x 125 (4 clicks to purchase). Resident must have excercised the human capacity for patience by clicking purchase pages 4 times instead of waiting briefly." ~tim