crh: "I want some more of that terrible pizza." kristina, in exchange: "My leg smells like vinegar."

15:57 < kristine> Wait wtf when did the topic change
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic for #general: 14:52 * kristine cowpoops
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic set by ChanServ [services@caffeinatedcode.com] [Tue Sep 23 14:52:41 2014]
15:57 < tmmecke> a little over an hour ago
15:57 < kristine> Dammit chanserv
15:57 < willchen> tmmecke: Tue Sep 23
15:58 < tmmecke> woops
15:58 < tmmecke> a little over 25 hours ago*
16:00 < kristine> Feels like I'm often the topic of this channel
16:00 < kristine> Am I the new ^_^
16:01 < willchen> infact: kristine is also NSFW
16:02 < perry> willchen: maybe it's time ^_^ pass on the nsfw award
16:03 < willchen> What an honour
16:03 < kristine> D:
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16:12 -!- ChanServ changed the topic of #general to: 16:00 < kristine> Am I the new ^_^
16:13 < willchen> Lol
16:13 < kristine> Noooooooooooooo
16:14 < gms> ahahaha

"Do you know which fast food chain would make bank if they were near campus? Panda Express." "Aaaawww yeeeah..." - two random guys walking by the ResComp area

Anne's Kitchen gives you 50 fries, which is just enough. Well, they're in home fry form, but the two are equivalent if you convert them into "potato units" ~dchen

18:06 < vinod> maybe if i squish t
18:06 < milki|lamed> why is your bannana exploding?
18:06 < vinod> and it will squirt/splatter everywhere

Chris: "Does anyone know how to make ssl happy?" Cyn: "Stroke it.

"I just got a warning that something something was ambiguous." -- jim, on perl

"Just so you know, I'm recovering from a long night of drinking" -tobor before a root meeting

I know the career staff isn't cool, but what about the adults? --rohit, on the coolness of staff

"I need a new strategy... playing dumb is just making me look dumb." --ccowart