17:53 <@briandef> apparently i'm now out of range of college freshmen.. hmm
17:53 * briandef is getting old
17:53 <@dm> briandef: ...

< kiyoshi> oh my god i forgot to invite my girlfriend to my party

"Just add the coefficient of Wenzhe"

"So that's why the fish cam doesn't point at the couch!" -mattr

I'm going to the Asian food place in the Asian Ghetto. --Jesse

"If you don't get error messages in your cron, you should be worried." --ferlatte

13:37 < milki> major tab completion fail. What I meant was: source
~/.bash_profile, but what I typed was: source ~/.bash_history
!!! NEVER DO THIS !!!
13:38 < milki> lol
13:38 < vinod> .____.
13:38 < vinod> oh gosh
13:38 < vinod> lol
13:38 < dm> lol

09:21 < kristine> Did you rub yourself all over it
09:22 < achang> Not ALL of myself
09:25 < kristine> You have disappointed your ancestors

Jesse> "Kristina, you spell that with a 'K' right?" Kristina> "Yes." Jesse> "Was that your decision or your parents'?" Kristina> "My parents. They wanted to name me after the german girl next door."

"I wanna go on death row!" exclaims Lilly