"You know Chris, that sort of thing is grounds for dismissal...from LDAP." --Devin to his brother, when Chris killed his X session

"I do things right the first time. Except it didn't work, so I did it right another time. But that didn't work either, so I did it right a third time." -jeffy

"She's a vegan. So we'll just cook some chicken for dinner." - A US

Something random broke. Ian, about to leave: "Hey! I think I know where to fix that" (Leather jacket flips off, he sits back down)

Vanessa: "Angela has told us she wants statistics." Minh: "Now that she's told us what she wants i'll tell her what i want. I want a raise."

11:54 < vinod> MagicBall: (grep {$iphone_controller_beer_cannon eq $_} @smart_ideas) ? 'yes' : 'no' #?
11:54 < MagicBall> vinod: Yes
11:54 < vinod> WHOA
11:54 < vinod> :D
11:55 < vinod> that was awesome.

"It tries to catch 'em all" -Vivian, on SCS stopping virus infections

"milki, can you poke Gerard? ...not on IRC." -Krithika

10:06 < dm> oh hayward.
10:06 < infact> hayward is a piece of shit
10:06 <@gms> lollll
10:06 < dm> yes infact, yes.
10:06 < dm> sometimes I cry.

"Too close for missles, switching to guns!"