17:53 <@briandef> apparently i'm now out of range of college freshmen.. hmm
17:53 * briandef is getting old
17:53 <@dm> briandef: ...

[18:29] <silent> Stop punishing your butt milki.

13:26 < dm> I have chinese daughter, lemme go farm her out to some penis tour

"...wait... operations coordinator Anna? She's our age? I thought she was like 30!" -Rescomp alum

13:15 < gms> hm life of pi is coming out too
13:15 < gms> too much stuff is coming out
13:15 < gms> D:
13:24 < ccowart> gms: twss

11:19 <@calvin> im ready to jizz in my pants
11:19 * calvin unzips
11:20 <@calvin> oh my god my eyes