dsmith: "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I was reading mathematics."

"Erik is like the Rescomp mom" -tobor

Dchen: "Man, this water's lacking something. Wait, I know what... a sandwich." (after eating two Cheese 'n Stuff sandwiches)

Dex: "I can't believe how much crap I've been getting from others about fighting you to a draw." Stephanie: "Aw, I didn't know that you went through all that. I should have thrown the fight."

00:25 < eleung> u-g-l-y you aint got no alibi you ugly, yeah yeah you ugly

11:33 < victor> instead of microsoft we'll be...massivehard

17:58 <@^_^> dude she could be your mom
17:58 < silent> Dude when i wish i could be your mom last night :(

"We'll love them, we'll care for them, and then we'll eat them." -Greg Snow, referring to the revival of the rescomp office fish

"I'm a unicorn!" -liuhoting

Paranoia is a healthy, healthy thing ~alexr, late one night in the office