Don't DORC around with dicks. -Erik on discussing DORCS with Ian

"talking about these deadlines... i feel like my integrity is gradually being eroded away" -- dennis, on programmers meeting deadlines

13:07 -!- tmmecke_ [tmecke@thunderhill.nvidia.com] has joined #general
13:11 < tmmecke_> dm: mah admin machine randomly rebooted
13:12 < tmmecke_> you should /kill tmmecke , he's a zombie
13:29 < kristine> That's what the evil twin says
13:38 < willchen> Which one do we believe?!
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14:12 -!- tmmecke [tmecke@thunderhill.nvidia.com] has quit [Quit: leaving]
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14:13 < tmmecke> it wasn't actually a zombie
14:13 < briandef> wow, shellshock is amazing
14:13 < tmmecke> apparently my admin machine didn't reboot, but dumped me to the login window without killing my old
screen session
14:13 < tmmecke> amazing
14:13 < briandef> nice
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15:11 < dm> oops, that was too late
15:11 < dm> loolllll

Simon: "Vote for Dennis Hayashi!" Dex, filling out Simon's voting ballot: "Too late Simon, you're voting for Domukun." Simon: "Gah! My pernament record as a republican!"

"I just can't seem to get it out my system! I keep procmailing it away, but it keeps coming back." ~rohit (in reference to Mailman admin spam)

23:31 < ^_^> apparently LA county is getting one step closer to requiring condoms for adult film shoots
23:31 < ^_^> could drive that multi-billion dollar industry out of SFV
23:32 < ^_^> or is it SGV
23:32 < ^_^> i could never rmemember which valley its in
23:53 <@eleung> san fernando valley
23:53 <@eleung> chatsworth is where the porn is filmed n such
23:53 < ^_^> well, maybe not for long
23:54 < ^_^> i guess you could say that the city really wants to keep this stuff under wraps
23:54 < ^_^> YEAHHHHHH

*capcha "the sraepr"*

15:17 <@victor> infact: DP?
15:17 < infact> DP is kinda gross cuz my balls would be rubbing up against some other dude's balls
15:17 <@victor> wow

"If you can go one way, you can go the other way." - ccowart

mht: "alright i need to get my mind off stuff by playing games" terrio: "are you fit to be in this meeting, minh?"

17:46 <@milki> ???�?�????? ???
18:09 <@dm> milki: yes.