17:26 < ^_^> perry: days go by and still i think of you
17:26 < perry> i see...

Greg Snow: "Nothing here is that important."

17:18 <%acarlson> victor: you don't have to tell me, i'm totally hip
17:19 <%acarlson> quit jiving me, turk-ey
17:19 <%acarlson> you got to sass it

vinod 20:25: I'm tellin ya, the turban folks are crazy :truestory:

"You're backside looks very fatherly." -stephanie to ccowart

"You know what I'm running on sal? DROP DATABASE rescomp;" -yontege

"Once you go Keenan, you never go back" -Keenanp on his lesbian ex-girlfriend

melcher: "When I was eating doughnuts, I was too health conscious to drink coffee. Now that I'm drinking coffee, I'm too health conscious to eat doughnuts."

"Hey, want to ride the elevator together?" -Kristina to Dchen

23:35 < vinod> so cool because i can just derp the db and everyone works.

Job description for a Lead Programmer: Derp the DB while everyone else works (-kristine)