"I'm not making assumptions. I'm guessing!" --mht

"I'm going to keep spouting buzzwords at you until you get better!" -Ian to an RCC

'As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point your way.' ~ A "fortune cookie" from King Dong's

"amazingly we have no new bugs" - muqing 6/20/08

"Why doesn't your script work?" - cowart ... "We used the aggravate-sysadmin module" -mattr

"Just so you know, I'm recovering from a long night of drinking" -tobor before a root meeting

"Ok, going to add the know to the resident relation." - Rohit, on resident relations

jch [16:26] paying principle is for chumps

brb restarting
my comp is tripping balls
-efung

19:47 <+joshu> s/sas/ass/