18:52 < victor> damn how does google know mbp = macbook pro
18:52 < victor> so leet
18:52 < ^_^> as opposed to
18:56 < calvin> macbookpenis
18:56 < calvin> lolol dammit wrong channel

"Hey, are you Brian Toy?" --a senior staff member to brian

"They're shiny!" -milki referring to Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama after third presidential debate

"Diamonds are forever, but quotes aren't" -- markliu

11:03 < kristine> dm: I liked achang's team slutting

Chris: "Does anyone know how to make ssl happy?" Cyn: "Stroke it.

3:49 PM dm kristine: stop shaving your corgi
3:50 PM kristine :disappointed:
3:53 PM vinod wow
4:03 PM achang i thought that was a euphemism

10:41 <@^_^> DP style
10:41 < jch> DP?
10:41 < infact> DP is kinda gross cuz my balls would be rubbing up against some other dude's balls
10:41 <@gms> lollll
10:41 <@^_^> LOLLLLLLLL
10:41 <@calvin> infact: ^_^
10:41 < infact> i think ^_^ is nsfw or notoriously unreliable or selling out to b-school or shady or well endowed or wantng to get DPed or getting married or a creeper or really wanting to get DPed
10:41 <@^_^> ......

14:10 <@michaeljin> kristine: when did you become so troll-y
14:11 <@kristine> michaeljin: I think it's the effects of this IRC

10:26 < gms> sometimes effort isn't worth it to maintain your principles