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"I have a headache." "There's some ibuprofen in the break room." "No, that's ok. I can tank it." -- Minh Tran
Dex: "I can't believe how much crap I've been getting from others about fighting you to a draw." Stephanie: "Aw, I didn't know that you went through all that. I should have thrown the fight."
"Man why is there so little meat on these bones? Oh wait, they're ribs." -kiyoshi @ outback with new-US-staff
"What was that? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of our infrastructure working." -dchen's favorite line
14:24 < acarlson> i have wondered about that place though, everyone else in my family loves coffee so i'll send em there 14:41 < kelly> the carlson's filtering through rockridge bart 14:41 < kelly> percolating their thoughts 14:42 < kelly> straining their eyes to see the sights 14:42 < kelly> *carlsons 14:42 < kelly> ..... 14:42 < kelly> by any beans necessary... 14:42 < victor> kelly: wow. 14:42 < kelly> don't make me espresso myself all alone 14:42 < kelly> OKAY FINE THIS IS GOLD NOBODY APPRECIATES THIS. 14:42 < victor> *claps* 14:44 < kelly> victor: are you being sarcastic 14:44 < victor> kelly: why would you accuse me of such a thing 14:44 < kelly> victor: if you aren't - thanks! if you are.. you mocha me sick 14:44 < vinod> LOL [...] 14:47 < aneesh> am I latte to the puns? I guess so 14:47 < aneesh> QQ [...] 14:49 < kelly> aneesh: crema me a river 14:50 < aneesh> kelly: this is definitely reasonable grounds for that 14:52 < kelly> i knew you had a good one brewing 14:53 < aneesh> we're going to run out of bad joes eventually 14:53 < joshu> burr with us, we've got a few more to grind out 14:55 < kelly> joshu: or maybe we'll just keep gaining steam 14:56 < joshu> Kenya keep it up much longer? [...] 15:05 < kelly> joshu: aren't you a cu"tea" 15:05 < kelly> cue...tea... 15:05 < kelly> fine i'm done okay, is everyone here happy!? 15:06 < aneesh> the puns aren't that bad, they haven't made anyone leaf yet 15:08 < joshu> yeah I think this pun conversation has gone on oolong. 15:08 < kelly> if they do i guess it's just not their cuppa tea [...] 15:08 < vinod> i dont know 15:08 < vinod> how long this quip is going to get [...] 15:08 < aneesh> vinod: just splut the tea into its own one 15:08 < aneesh> *split 15:09 < joshu> no need for brevitea 15:09 < vinod> LOL 15:11 < kelly> joshu: i guess this is your specialtea 15:11 < joshu> i chai my best 15:13 < kelly> this one might go on for oolong time
It's more like hitting a small nail with a big hammer, not hitting a screw with a penguin ~melcher
It's like rock/scissors/paper...only the paper beat the scissors. -melcher, on the paper shredder jamming
19:02 <kristine> Fuck
17:18 <%acarlson> victor: you don't have to tell me, i'm totally hip 17:19 <%acarlson> quit jiving me, turk-ey 17:19 <%acarlson> you got to sass it
< kiyoshi> oh my god i forgot to invite my girlfriend to my party