19:02 <kristine> Fuck

On getting a reference letter: "I need to find someone to lie!" -lilly

16:28 <@calvin> remember you're not paying for services
16:28 <@calvin> you're paying the person to leave
16:28 < jsamwang> LOL
16:28 <@^_^> calvin: lolllll

"There's no man pages on how to load a gun!" - Dexter

22:48 <jimmyngo> ok everything looks good time for drugs

08:32 < kristine> You guys didn't come...?
08:33 < kristine> :(
09:14 <@eleung> kristine: of all the ways you could have phrased that question, you chose that one
09:17 < kristine> eleung: I haet you
09:17 < kristine> hate*

Mark: "She was Japanase....oh god *said in a lovestruck way*....I mean, I was trying to remember her name."

caret_caret: italian cars are like the girls who look really good, but cant suck dick if their life depended on it

"It won't be long before they'll all be taller than you, Dexter." -Perry on Dedra's babies

"Is that all that's left for you? Sipping a soda?" -Perry, to Dexter, in 125 Cory