Stephanie: "You feign everything." Keenan: "Yes I do. You should see me when I'm in bed."

21:44 < vinod> Rumors circulating the internet of a fan stabbing another attendee in the eye over coveted seats, and of a victim clad in a " Harry Potter T-shirt soaked in blood," are inaccurate, according to authorities.
21:45 < vinod> .....
21:49 <%victor> lol
21:50 < kberlin> so that rumor is a... fan fiction?

"How are your bugs going?" "They hurt! They have teeth!" -mht

11:12 <@kristine> perry: My friend's dog is a horrible dog
11:12 <@kristine> When he gets excited (i.e. whenever he sees a human he
doesn't live with)
11:12 <@kristine> He'll start peeing uncontrollably for a bit
11:12 <@perry> >_<, yeah, i'm glad he doesn't do that
11:12 < gms> kristine: so like an old person

"welcome to the most awesome channel you shall ever enter" - ebaum, on max's first joining #code

23:49 < kberlin> etymology-la? 23:49 < ccowart> chuck-la? 23:49 < aonwiler> kberlin: fail - la

12:42 < ^_^> totes delish penor with amaz flav and cray cray enorm

11:19 <@kristine> Why is it so cold in SF
11:19 <@kristine> :(
11:22 <@gms> it's july
11:26 <@kristine> ...
11:26 <@kristine> That's supposed to explain things to me?
11:27 <@gms> yup

"Look at how happy she is!" -dex, referring to an NSA career profile picture. "Look at how many monitors she has!" -milki

22:57 < victor> its too late
22:57 < victor> so much dota
22:57 < victor> so much hon
22:57 < victor> so much smash
22:57 < victor> so much maple story
22:57 < victor> and gunbound
22:57 < victor> fuuuuuuuuuuu
22:57 < victor> i have no life