achang [09:15] i could use more fart jokes today

12:11 < dchen> man, if I ever become a professor, I'm going to make a hella shitty class 12:11 < dchen> it'll be called like "Practical Systems Administration" 12:11 < dchen> and immediately after the drop deadline, it'll become a class purely focused on relational algebra

12:18 < ^_^> where the heck is hnguyen
12:18 < infact> hnguyen is a 8=========D or a secretion of modified skin glands of female secret agents called "the direct loan servicing online web site is pwnd

On getting a reference letter: "I need to find someone to lie!" -lilly

"How are your bugs going?" "They hurt! They have teeth!" -mht

21:07 < ^_^> does anyone know any girls that need a roommate next year?
21:07 < ^_^> er, i think a qualifying question might be: does anyone know any
girls? :p
21:07 < milki> i dont!
21:07 < milki> except those few in rescomp
21:07 < milki> and the one in the living room

11:03 * keenanp wants to eat at King Dong
11:03 < dm> ...

crh and terrio walk in with frozen yogurt jeremydw: "i am so jealous of you guys" crh: "dontcha wish your ice cream were tasty like this"

11:27 achang:poo: maybe you're pregnant
11:28 or you shouldn't have licked all those doorknobs
12:28 ccowart licking doorknobs can get you pregnant?

< kevin> did y'all go to fenton's because it's code freeze?
<@milki> no