"DNS? What's that?... (hiring panel explains) WOW. DNS IS AMAZING. I'VE GOT TO GET IN ON THAT," -anonymous Winsys candidate

dchen, "You've been in rescomp 4 years?" stephanie, "no, 3." dchen. "You're only two years older? Why are you so much more mature than me?" (This is funny because Stephanie looks 16).

"Ian, don't you think that if dchen or Dexter were a girl, they should hook up? It'd be really cute, I really think so." (5 minutes later) "DON'T YOU THINK SO!??" - Lilly

09:21 < kristine> Did you rub yourself all over it
09:22 < achang> Not ALL of myself
09:25 < kristine> You have disappointed your ancestors

"I couldn't help you in BigFix because I didn't have any envelopes." -dburban

10:36 < rhsu> Woo, just got a Bluetooth keyboard so I could use it with my iPad.
11:39 < willchen> ...isn't that like fitting a giant spoiler to a civic?

"No, I'm not saying the URL will turn people off. I'm saying ResComp will turn people on" - jeremydw

16:39 < dm> Magic8Ball: What if I like Thunderbird and not Outlook? 16:39 < Magic8Ball> dm: Outlook not so good

"There's no man pages on how to load a gun!" - Dexter

"I'm totally legit." -dex (with a total straight face at Security X-Team)