"This phrase, 'Quid Pro Quo' will make you legally INVINCIBLE in court!" -- ian, on sexual harassment mastery

"You don't need light, you're a programmer." -- cliu

"Ok, going to add the know to the resident relation." - Rohit, on resident relations

"Hey! We are socializing too" - milki "No, we are just swearing in unison" - kiyoshi during a late night session of CS164 coding

"I'm glad you're not an RCC." -- Keenan to Cowart

Don't DORC around with dicks. -Erik on discussing DORCS with Ian

ccowart to dchen: "Can you say your step dad has ever shot a rat in the house with a BB gun?" lilly (shocked): "You have a step dad?"

"I just can't seem to get it out my system! I keep procmailing it away, but it keeps coming back." ~rohit (in reference to Mailman admin spam)

Minh: "My lymph node! I might die!" Rune: "I _guarantee_ you will die."

21:51 < ^_^> i'm chagning my writei n vote for govenor
21:51 < ^_^> to tim lincecum
21:52 < beastham> who the fuck is tim lincecum
21:52 < joshu> ...
21:52 < kberlin> ...
21:52 < ^_^> beastham: ....